Bitch It's My Birthday! Madonna Is 57 ... and Holding!

By Johnny Lopez


The world gathers in unity today to commemorate the highest of holidays as Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie celebrates her 57th year on Earth. Mazel tov!

While the ever-youthful Queen of Pop is known for reinventing her alabaster features and luxurious mane, few could argue that Madge has kept herself nearly frozen in time for the last twenty years. Shush!

As the above photographic evidence supports, the Material Girl made a radiant appearance at the Met Gala earlier this year (left) looking nearly untouched since she descended upon the MTV VMAs in all her Gucci glory back in 1995, at the age of 37 (right). 

MADONNA's LITTLE BLACK BOOK: The Complete List of Boy Toys

It's amazing what millions of hit records, two marriages, several boy toys and four children can do to a gal.

Happy Birthday, Madge! 


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