She ended her relationship with boyfriend Charlie Ebersol in June, but it now appears Britney Spears is denying the pair ever even dated.
During her Piece of Me lip synching revue in Las Vegas over the weekend, the lucid pop princess topped off a surprinsingly energetic performance of "I'm a Slave 4 U" by making a cheeky comment to members of her rabid fan base in the audience.
"Being single for a year has been very, very, very profound and I feel like all men should suck my toe!"
A year?! Like, since August 2014 when she broke up with ex-boyfriend David Lucado? But what about Charlie? Was their love affair all just a Bobby Ewing dream?
While it could be that Britney's memory - and math - are just slightly off, she and her former beau looked quite enamored with each other while working the red carpet at the Billboard Music Awards in May.
The mother of two first started dating the producer in October 2014. Three months later, the Toxic singer even donned a bedazzled vest which professed her love for Charlie, during a performance of her arm dancing and hair flipping extravaganza at Planet Honeymoon.
But things quickly turned sour as reports surfaced of the couple's split in June. Shortly thereafter, Spears made sure to erase all trace of Ebersol from her Instagram profile.
And it now seems the Pretty Girls singer is also trying to expunge him entirely off her list of former paramours. Sorry, Charlie!
On a positive note, while Britney may not have a man, she's definitely gotten the life in her eyes back because her stage game hasn't been this on point since 2004.