BLACK FRIDAY

Five Couples We've Had Our Fill Of

By Johnny Lopez

 

Thanksgiving is over and turkey and stuffing aren't the only pairing we can't stomach today.

So before you head out to purchase that flat screen TV you don't really need, check out these five couples which are even more exhausting than the checkout lines at the mall.

1. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

Keeping up with this Kardashian relationship will drive fans to drink harder than Scott Disick. For eight years we've watched them fight, make up and reproduce all under the auspices of E! camera crews. If Kourtney doesn't want to walk down the aisle, she needs to let him walk off the plank for good.

 
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2. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

These on-again, off-again young lovers know how to stir up drama better than Aaron Spelling. Will Selena ever understand that despite all his Ellen interviews, tearful performances or public apologies, Bieber isn't really "Sorry?" Move on, girl.

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3. Tyga & Kylie Jenner

Would you let your teenager date a 26-year-old father of one? Didn't think so. Next!

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4. Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton

They confirmed their relationship less than a month ago, yet The Voice duo have already contributed to a lifetime of "news" stories chronicling the minutiae of their nascent love. Sorry Gwen, but we "Used to Love You" too.

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5. Chris Brown & Anyone

After disastrous stints with Rihanna, Kareuche Tran and his baby mama, Breezy now says he's done with the side chicks and wants a soulmate. But in actuality, the relationship he most needs to work on is with himself.

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Now back to the mall. Happy Black Friday!

 

tags: Kourtney Kardashian, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, Kylie Jenner, Tyga, Gwen Stefani