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Single Jennifer Lawrence Says 'Zero Magic' Happens In Her Bedroom

By Jason Marshall

 

Jennifer Lawrence has got jokes for days and, apparently, no boyfriend. 

That's what we've learned from her December cover story for Vogue, in which the A-Lister invited a reporter to her home in Beverly Hills (and again to her on-location, rented abode in Georgia). 

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Candid isn't a strong enough word for what happens almost immediately out of the gate - when the Hunger Games megastar convinces Jonathon Van Meter to ditch their plans and stay home with pizza delivery and a few glasses of rosé.

 

Source: Mikael Jansson / Vogue

 

"This is where the maaagic haaaappens," she jokes while showing off her apparently massive master bedroom.

"Then she shoots me a get-real look. 'Literally zero magic has happened in here.' She holds up her glass in a toast: 'Cheers to my hymen growing back!'"

The article only helps make the 25-year-old more relatable than she already is, in spite of the fact that she earned north of $50 million last year and regularly indulges in private jets.

"'I have such a hard time flying commercial. I always want to—it’s cheaper, it’s easier—but there can be 300 perfectly lovely people at the gate and one crazy person who ruins it for everyone, so flying private is great because I don’t have to worry.' A big fake smile spreads across her face: 'Is that relatable enough for you?'"

What's more, she opens up about the lack of men in her life since splitting from Coldplay's Chris Martin after a secretive, year-long romance. 

“No one ever asks me out,” she says. “I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.”

She also mentions an unnamed, 'sexy' ex-boyfriend being an eye-opening experience for her. 

“I didn’t like how he made me feel. When someone makes you insecure, it’s strangely exhilarating because you keep trying to fight for that validation.” She pauses for a moment. “It’s what you want to have before you get married, so that you don’t seek it out once you are.” 

That negativity has thankfully not deterred any sense Jennifer has of looking towards her love life's future. 

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“I can’t wait to be married,” she says. “I feel like if I find that one person who I want to spend the rest of my life with, who I want to be the father of my children, that I would absolutely not fuck it up.” She waits a beat. “But I’m also not banking on that.”

 

Source: Mikael Jansson / Vogue

 

You can read Jennifer's entire cover story here... which you should absolutely do if you want to find out what she thinks of Kim Kardashian's "pregnancy lips". 

And if you are one of those people who like hard copies of things, the December issue of Vogue hits newsstands on November 18th.

 

 

tags: Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games, Mockingjay - Part 2, Vogue Magazine