Little Black Book Wars: Brad Pitt vs. Angelina Jolie
May 27, 2016
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be husband and wife... but that's not going to stop us from pitting them against each other in a little black book war.
These two are a good match up because they both have JUICY little black books filled with broken engagements and affairs... did you know that Angelina has been married three times, and Brad Pitt has popped the question to four different women? Or that Angelina once dated a woman??
Let's start with Angie. At 19, she married Jonny Lee Miller in a quaint romantic ceremony... and by that we mean she wore leather pants and a white shirt with his name written in blood accross the front. The marriage was over just two years later. Next, she dated a female co-star Jenny Shimizu for five years! After that was a marriage to Billy Bob Thornton. They became known for wearing vials of each other's blood around their necks. I think maybe Angelina's true love in life is actually blood - which make sense because she met Brad on the set of the bloodiest romantic film probably of all time, Mr. And Mrs. Smith.
Okay, now Brad. There are a bunch of women in the 80s, but we'll pick it up at 1989 when his string of A-listers starts with Christina Applegate. Next was Juliette Lewis, Thandie Newton, Gwenyth Paltrow, and of course - Jennifer Aniston, to whom he was married when he started his affair with Angelina.
So these two might seem tame now, but they have been anything but tame in the past! So who wins this little black book war? Obviously Brad Pitt... because Brad Pitt picks hot chicks and Angelina picks creepy older dudes who are into blood.