Our Official Ranking Of The Men The Kardashians Dated & Married
June 20, 2016
The Kardashian women have been sharing their lives and relationships with the public for almost ten years now. We've watched Khloe get married once, Kim get married twice, and even the patriarch become a matriarch!
Point is, we've been through a lot with this family. So naturally, we decided it was time to rank their ten most famous partners.
#10.) Kanye West (Kim Kardashian): A lot of the guys on this list have flaws, but Kanye doesn't think he has any. His Twitter rants and public behavior leave us wondering what Kim sees in him! There are plenty of other guys in Kim's past who we thought were a better match. Sorry Kanye, you're in last place.
#9.) Lamar Odom (Khloe Kardashian): Lamb seemed like a great guy who had it all. Khloe put more into this relationship than any other Kardashian relationship we've seen, but he took it all for granted. We're glad he's okay, but overdosing in a brothel is the worst thing you can do... well... actually second worst. (See #10).
#8.) Tyga (Kylie Jenner): Tyga was fine, but we never really understood why beautiful it-girl Kylie would choose him. Their relationship seemed rocky, and most of what we saw on Keeping Up With The Kardashians was Tyga making Kylie sad.
#7.) Caitlyn Jenner (Kris Jenner): You know you've got an interesting bunch of guys when the most public gender transformation of all time gets kind of lost in the other relationship drama! Bruce and Kris had a lukewarm relationship at best. When Caitlyn's Vanity Fair article came out, we started seeing a disrespectul side of this relationship. Her comments about Kris, her wife of many years, were not kind!
#6.) Kris Humphries (Kim Kardashian): This poor guy. They were obviously not a good match, but to be put through the Kardashian publicity machine with one of the most publicized weddings of all time and a reality show - all for a 72 day marriage! Poor guy didn't know what he was getting himself into, and we just feel badly for him to this day!
#5.) Scott Disick (Kourtney Kardashian): We love Scott!! He is genuine and he's funny. He truly loves Kourtney, their kids, and her entire family. The only reason he doesn't rank higher is his very public battle with addiction, responsibility, commitment, and adulthood. We're pulling for this relationship though, and we hope they reunite in the long run. He's a good guy!
#4.) Corey Gamble (Kris Jenner): Corey seems like an all-around good guy. We don't know yet whether this is a rebound or true love, but they seem really happy together. She's the hardest working of all of the Kardashians, and we think she's a great mom. While Corey is a bit more under the radar than other men in the family, we know that he makes her happy, brings zero drama, and is supportive. And we love that!
#3.) Reggie Bush (Kim Kardashian): Reggie seemed like a cool guy, and he and Kim were a good match! We think he was a better partner for her than any of her subsequent guys.
#2.) Harry Styles (Kendall Jenner): This relationship wasn't especially serious, but it's one of just a handful of examples where one of these ladies has dated someone who is on their level in terms of career and star power. Maybe the other sisters should follow her lead? We love Harry. He seems like a good guy, and this relationship seemed happy and drama-free.
#1.) Robert Kardashian Senior (Kris Jenner): Maybe it's the loving way his ex-wife and daughters talk about him, or maybe it's the fact that David Schwimmer played him on American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson (I mean... who doesn't love David Schwimmer?!), but we have a very positive impression of the original family patriarch. He passed away many years ago, but he seemed like a good dad, a good husband, and a good friend. We think that if we asked the women of the Kardashian family to do this exact same ranking, that they would unanimously put him first as well!