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Taylor Swift Throws Shade at Calvin Harris Marriage Rumors

By Johnny Lopez

 

Please welcome to the stage, Taylor Swift's snarky social media commentary!

The 25-year-old former country singer now has bad blood with rumors claiming she's planning a secret wedding to her incredibly hot, but douchey, boyfriend Calvin Harris and buying yet another lavish mansion.

To dispel those reports, Taylor took to Twitter and mocked the lowly press who dared spread blashphemy about the music industry's saviour & golden girl.

"What the press says I'm doing: Buying a Bev Hills mansion, getting married in an English castle," The Lorax star wrote to her 64 million followers. "What I'm doing: Playing a show in St. Louis."

Burn!

 

 

Taylor's mocking tweet comes in response to a tabloid report falsely saying she and her ab-tastic DJ boyfriend were planning an English wedding in front of 450 guests. How many supermodels are in that godforsaken squad anyway?

As far as the real estate claims, Variety reported Swift had bought an 11,000 square foot Beverly Hills estate for $25 milllion in CASH! Um, is she also running a drug cartel?

One news report the leggy blonde probably won't be contesting anytime soon is that her relentless album 1989 has landed another week on top of the Billboard charts. Thanks, Ryan Adams!

Now go in peace, Swifties. 

 

 

 

tags: Taylor Swift, Calvin Harris, marriage, rumors